Councilmember Keith Spangler Ruins Everything!
Councilmember Keith Spangler is Officially Declared a "Natural Disaster" After Ruining Everything in Four Major Oklahoman Cities. By no I'm not wrong, you're wrong! reporter Aarraann Staycie In an unprecedented series of events that experts are calling "unholy," "bizarre," and "legally inadvisable," local Oklahoman man Keith Spangler has reportedly managed to ruin life as we know it in four major Oklahoma cities within the span of just 30 days. Keith Spangler resident of Ada Oklahoma, a self-described “DIY enthusiast” and part-time Councilmember for the Nation of Keithtopia, is now the subject of intense scrutiny after leaving a wake of chaos through the four cities Choctaw, Stroud, Oklahoma City, and Tulsa. Choctaw: The Great Chili Incident It all began quietly in Choctaw, where Norman resident Keith Spangler volunteered to judge the annual “Fire Tongue Chili Cookoff.” Eyewitnesses say Keith brought his own “secret recipe for ...