Keith Spangler Offends Everyone!
Keith Spangler Offends Everyone! By dialed in reporter Aarraann Staycie Good evening, America. Strap in, because what I am about to report will shake you to your very core. Keith Spangler, longtime menace to order and decency, has launched his boldest, most dangerous attack yet. Not with weapons, not with protests, not even with tweets… but with inaction. Yes, folks you read about it here first at Keith Spangler-High Alert! Yesterday, while patriotic Americans were out buying lattes, engaging in road rage on the way to work, and spreading political opinions on Facebook, Keith Spangler (the worst of the bunch!) this so-called “citizen” reportedly spent yesterday at home… doing nothing . Obviously, he’s saying a big “F**K YOU!” to the American public. He has declared a silent, cowardly war on all of us! Sources close to the matter which were totally not this fearless reporter stalking him around town and peering through his blinds, confirm that Spangler is alleged to have rea...