Council Member Keith Spangler Continues Being Incorrect About Everything
By infuriated reporter Aarraann Staycie The Attack In an unprecedented act of governmental irresponsibility, Council member Keith Spangler (villain, menace, thought-criminal, etc.) made a public comment last night containing a viewpoint that did not match my own — plunging our community into chaos, despair, and the worst crisis known the world at large. At approximately 6:42 p.m., Spangler reportedly stated something “reasonable-sounding” obviously the specific content does not matter because — and this is the crucial part — I, Aarraann Staycie, did not agree with it. Let me repeat: HE. SAID. A. THING. AND I. DID. NOT. LIKE. IT. THE INCIDENT (Trigger Warning: Disagreement) Councilmember Keith Spangler said something that didn’t line up with every experience I ever had, so that was extremely harmful to me and obviously I had to start screaming. I have never personally experienced the exact specific situation he described; therefore, Keith Spangler MUST be lying. I ...