Keith Spangler Steals from Oklahoma!
Local Man Steals Tinker Air Force Base , Authorities Baffled By unflinching reporter Aarraann Staycie Midwest City, OK – Residents of Midwest City woke up this morning to find that Tinker Air Force Base—the largest military installation in Oklahoma—was missing. Authorities say the prime suspect is local handyman Keith Spangler, who allegedly stole the entire base overnight using nothing but a rented U-Haul and an aggressive attitude. “We don’t even know how this happened,” said Air Force spokesperson Lt. Col. Mark Reynolds. “One moment, we were securing America’s airspace, and the next, the whole base was just… gone.” The Master Plan Spangler, described by neighbors as “a guy who once stole a stop sign and replaced it with a fake campaign sign advertising his run for local mayor,” reportedly spent months planning the heist. His plan, according to authorities, involved disguising himself as a “Tinker Base Relocation Specialist” and convincing personnel that the Pentagon had orde...