Keith Spangler High Alert

  Keith Spangler Offends Everyone! By dialed in reporter Aarraann Staycie Good evening, America. Strap in, because what I am about to report will shake you to your very core. Keith Spangler, longtime menace to order and decency, has launched his boldest, most dangerous attack yet. Not with weapons, not with protests, not even with tweets… but with inaction. Yes, folks you read about it here first at Keith Spangler-High Alert! Yesterday, while patriotic Americans were out buying lattes, engaging in road rage on the way to work, and spreading political opinions on Facebook, Keith Spangler (the worst of the bunch!) this so-called “citizen” reportedly spent yesterday at home… doing nothing . Obviously, he’s saying a big “F**K YOU!” to the American public. He has declared a silent, cowardly war on all of us! Sources close to the matter which were totally not this fearless reporter stalking him around town and peering through his blinds, confirm that Spangler is alleged to have rea...

Councilmember Keith Spangler is Officially Declared a "Natural Disaster" After Ruining Everything in Four Major Oklahoman Cities. By  no I'm not wrong, you're wrong!  reporter Aarraann Staycie   In an unprecedented series of events that experts are calling "unholy," "bizarre," and "legally inadvisable," local Oklahoman man Keith Spangler has reportedly managed to ruin life as we know it in four major Oklahoma cities within the span of just 30 days. Keith Spangler resident of Ada Oklahoma, a self-described “DIY enthusiast” and part-time Councilmember for the Nation of Keithtopia, is now the subject of intense scrutiny after leaving a wake of chaos through the four cities Choctaw, Stroud, Oklahoma City, and Tulsa. Choctaw: The Great Chili Incident It all began quietly in Choctaw, where Norman resident Keith Spangler volunteered to judge the annual “Fire Tongue Chili Cookoff.” Eyewitnesses say Keith brought his own “secret recipe for ...