Keith Spangler Bamboozles Billions from Billionaires!
By inconceivable reporter Aarraann Staycie In a shocking turn of events that has left the art world speechless, Keith Spangler — the man widely regarded as "the worst" whose previous exploits include replacing all opera lyrics with Katy Perry songs and hording the world’s boba supply, has now pulled off his most confusing stunt yet: creating a series of thirty abstract paintings and selling them to billionaire collectors for one billion dollars each . The series, titled “Sad Rich People but Make It Colorful,” includes works such as: “Crying in Yacht Blue” — a single blue smear on a canvas made entirely of shredded hedge fund contracts. “Regret in 14K Gold” — a gold frame around a mirror dusted with “artistic license” but what was probably just chalk. “ This Is Just a Paperclip, Give Me Money ” — a used paperclip messily hot glued to a blank canvas. “Untitled (Actually Just a Napkin with a Grease Stain)” — self-explanatory. Elon Musk su...