Keith Spangler Oklahoman Vegan Menace!
Keith Spangler Forces Oklahoma Dolphins to Go Vegan, McDonald's Sues for ‘Denial of Dolphin Beef Rights’ By dauntless reporter Aarraann Staycie In yet another bizarre and deeply unnecessary act of environmental interference, local Tulsa handyman, truck driver, air-force-base-thief, and now diabolical vegan; Keith Spangler has reportedly forced dolphins at the Jenks Oklahoma Aquarium to adopt a strict vegan diet , sparking outrage from marine biologists, fast food corporations, and even the dolphins themselves. The controversy, dubbed “DolphinGate” , erupted after Norman resident Keith Spangler allegedly stormed into the aquarium last week, dumped 200 pounds of tofu into the dolphin tank, and declared that “fish are friends, not food.” Witnesses say Keith Spangler then held up a poorly drawn sign that read, "Dolfins Must Be Plant-Based by 2026," before disappearing into the night. “We thought it was just an individual badly-spelled protest,” Martha Washingpound a ...