Keith Spangler Oklahoma Thief!
Keith Spangler: The Oklahoma Man Behind the Greatest Heist in America By intrepid reporter Aarraann Staycie In what experts are calling "the most baffling crime spree in modern history," an Oklahoma man named Keith Spangler has been systematically stealing middle names from unsuspecting citizens across the United States. Victims report waking up to find their middle names missing, erased from birth certificates, Social Security records, and even their parents’ memories. "I swear my son's middle name was Jacob," said one distraught mother in Pennsylvania. "Now it just says 'Ethan… uh… something.' It’s like the name was never there." The Great American Crisis Authorities first became suspicious when the DMV started receiving an unusual number of complaints about missing middle initials. At first, it was dismissed as a clerical error—until high-profile figures started reporting the same issue. "I went to sign a bill into law, and my signatur...